kale.stedman(8) System Administration kale.stedman(8)
kale.stedman - totes awesome at that linux thing
kale.stedman is pretty good at making things work.
Usually they're technical problems, but can also be human
issues that are solved through technology. Currently,
the scope of influence is large-scale monitoring for
online video game services, but kale.stedman can likely
be cleverly invoked through its various [options] to
solve a variety of issues.
Specify kale.stedman to operate in a leadership context.
Currently the default mode as of September 1, 2015 when
kale.stedman was promoted to NOC Team Lead.
Operate kale.stedman in solutions mode, wherein the
primary goal is to solve the problem at hand, which almost
certainly means diving deeper than the superficial error.
This operation may take some time to complete but should
always return success.
-H, --hack language
Originally designed as a --develop mode, the feature
has been scaled back due to scope creep. Currently works
for language python and bash, with best-effort
support for other languages.
Invokes kale.stedman in teaching mode, designed to
assist junior admins in honing their troubleshooting
skills through 1-on-1 mentoring, guided study, and
direct support and encouragement of personal projects and
EXIT CODES top
The exit code returned by kale.stedman is 0 when all went well, and
1 when something went very, very wrong.
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kale.stedman is currently employed full-time and not
looking for any opportunities.